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Monday, 18 June 2007

If this were truly hell, we wouldn’t be happy with the stars because they’d be made of acid and would cause radioactive explosions of the atmosphere above us. The flowers would all make us sick and torture us, Venus flytraps would eat us and not bugs, frogs would live off of us as well, and no one would dare leave their houses.

Houses would be filled with killer dust bunnies that would eat away at our skin slowly. And our parents would never leave when they come to visit. And the aloe vera plants would make us burn even more. And everyone around you would smoke cigarettes and give you asthma attacks. Not to mention they’d purposely blow the smoke in your face.  Plus, and this is the big one, music would either not exist or it would be extremely lousy and derogatory and just plain awful.

Clearly, this isn’t hell on earth either. Though, admittedly, it can sometimes seem like it. And, lastly, get your heads out of your asses and grow up and maybe you won’t be making your lives a living hell like you seem to think.  


Posted by chicksintuxedos at 1:41 PM EDT
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