Okay. If this were heaven, the stars would be made of chocolate, the milky way would be nonfat and still taste like actual MILK… the sun would be made of cold orange juice. The planets would be made of peaches, pears, and the rings would be filled with pizza. And, most important of all, this would all be free and no one would ever fight, complain, bitch, argue, or tick everybody off. If this were heaven, wouldn’t there be peace and not war? Hell, if this were heaven, wouldn’t we know where the kool-aid disappeared to? Seriously!I’ve been told that Earth is heaven afterwards, I’ve also been told this is hell after death. Personally, I just think we’re fucked and we should quit being so damned philosophical and get along already. Seriously, people really need to get over themselves and quit being so egocentric.
Posted by chicksintuxedos
at 1:41 PM EDT
